HRC:

I vigorously feel that ALL schools must roll out a red carpet to the recruiters,

selective services, and rrrrotcy programs … or have their funding terminated!!

Interviewer: 

Leading Ivy League Colleges do not presently have rrrrrotcy programs, will you

vigorously support the inclusion of selective services info-gathering & rrrrrrrrrotcy

programs in these schools:  Schools like Chelsea and EVERYONE you

know in a close way attend or have attended? 

HRC: 

Umm … hrrunph … uh, well, …I think …yes, …there should be "opportunities" for

these well-bred students to opt to participate in selective services.  Yes, yeaaaaassss…. 

Yikes!!!!!!!!!

*on second thought, I've been unfair to B.Obama:  .........he's got a little soul