Re: those bloody gays..and this Benizri guy is a member of parliament !?!??
You know, now that I think of it, maybe this guy has something here.Could we stop hurricanes by forgoing gay sex? Could we abolish twisters by abolishing same-sex Twister?I'm betting it has never been tried!No wonder the world's weather is always so memorably destructive! If only we'd caught on to this before!And in years long past, what must the dinosaurs have been doing to have deserved their fate? Someday no doubt we'll find fossilized evidence that the dinos "allowed" homosexuals to live among them. To which God, in a stunning moment of clarification, replied: "METEOR!!!!"Imagine: the very concept of bad weather is precipitated by the fact that some percentage of the people . . . are (and always will be) gay.So: go straight everyone, and suddenly this planet will turn out to be nothing but benign! Tectonic plates will cease to stumble onto one another; Atlantic lows will somehow dissipate before turning into storms; and the harshest weather we'll ever have to deal with (hanging fog, stinging cold) will turn into cause for us to ask RuPaul, once again, to don some slacks.Wait--I just thought of something--Exactly which Earthly disasters are precipitated through heterosexual contact when it's not among people "approved" for the act? Is this how we account for unwanted drizzles? And what about the lone souls sinfully taking matters into their own hands? Do they rate at least a small dust-devil?My god, politics is fascinating/fascismating!
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You know, now that I think of it, maybe this guy has something here.Could we stop hurricanes by forgoing gay sex? Could we abolish twisters by abolishing same-sex Twister?I'm betting it has never been tried!No wonder the world's weather is always so memorably destructive! If only we'd caught on to this before!And in years long past, what must the dinosaurs have been doing to have deserved their fate? Someday no doubt we'll find fossilized evidence that the dinos "allowed" homosexuals to live among them. To which God, in a stunning moment of clarification, replied: "METEOR!!!!"Imagine: the very concept of bad weather is precipitated by the fact that some percentage of the people . . . are (and always will be) gay.So: go straight everyone, and suddenly this planet will turn out to be nothing but benign! Tectonic plates will cease to stumble onto one another; Atlantic lows will somehow dissipate before turning into storms; and the harshest weather we'll ever have to deal with (hanging fog, stinging cold) will turn into cause for us to ask RuPaul, once again, to don some slacks.Wait--I just thought of something--Exactly which Earthly disasters are precipitated through heterosexual contact when it's not among people "approved" for the act? Is this how we account for unwanted drizzles? And what about the lone souls sinfully taking matters into their own hands? Do they rate at least a small dust-devil?My god, politics is fascinating/fascismating!
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