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stark raving brad (view)

...and now back to the dick jokes.

Two guys are walking in the desert. Suddenly, a rattlesnake bites one of them on the tip of his dick. The other guy runs back toward civilization, and when his cell phone is in range again he calls the doctor.

“Doctor, my friend’s been bitten by a rattlesnake and we’re in the middle of nowhere. What should we do?”

“Well,” says the doctor, “you’ve got to suck the poison out.”

So the guy runs back to his friend and tells him that he talked to the doctor.

“What did he say?”

“He said you’re gonna die.”
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