Pretty ironic that his name is Samey, because his writing is loaded with the same old shite. Just what the fuck is a "tasty lick" anyway? Wasn't the Good Humor man selling those before the health department determined there were too many cockroach parts included? While your at it, please let us know WTF "muchmusic" is as well.

This bit about it taking 100 studio musicians to prop up a pop star is also quite silly, especially after binging David for having a "revolving band of musicians". There may be 100 talented musicians for every star, but they aren't doing much propping.  

And why would anyone keep making railroad references, but then not even mention Hellbound Train? Hey Greg, go make like a penny on the tracks. And do put down the pen.