Get 'em while they're hot!
http://www.authenticgop.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=SNOBAMA&Category_Code=shirts
"ATTENTION STUDENTS: Wearing this shirt at school WILL cause some around you to explode into fits of intolerance and rage for your diversity."
(Now that's funny, right there. I don't care who you are.)
