Nah, dale, I'm not an angry, bitter person, it's just folks like you that bring that part of me out in the open. Tough bullies like you are just wonderful - recall, it was you who wanted to drive to my house and give me a slap to the face.

And, ooohhhh, so reader hits are important to you. What a benchmark. I bet you are the sort who also has a handy dandy ruler right next to your bedside to measure certain things to make you feel more like a man, too. (Sorry to tell you this one little fact, little man - those hashmarks are millimeters, not inches, so you can quit bragging about that, too).

With those, have a great Memorial weekend and don't forget, if you want to put your patriotism on the line, the army is now accepting recruits up to 47 years old and felons, too.