10. Video leaks of Palin absolutely loaded in her home town Mug-Shot Saloon saying among other things "People who live in Hawaii are pussies! What idiot let them become a state? We should have made Mexico a state 'cus we need the wetbacks to pick fruit and shit. Give Hawaii back to the Japs! Place is full of Japs anyway, ain't it?"

9. McCain tosses Palin off the ticket when she tells him "Abba is for fags!"

8. Hillary Clinton pays an official visit to the McCain-Palin campaign to congratulate Palin on helping to "shatter the glass ceiling" and while Clinton is giving her speech to the crowd, reporters catch Palin on video saying "All that fat ass bitch had to do to shatter the glass ceiling is fall on it!"

7. Palin tells reporters her first act as VP will be to annex all of the Yukon and British Columbia "because that's what shoulda been done in the first place!"

6. John Edwards is caught by National Enquirer reporters leaving Sarah Palin's hotel room.

5. Palin is invited on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney. Cheney accidently shoots her in the face. Sarah, wounded and mighty pissed off, shoots back at Cheney but misses due to the blood in her eyes. As Cheney attempts to apologize she beats him to death with her rifle.

4. The media discovers that Bristol Palin's baby is the love child of Jeff Foxworthy.

3. A reporter snaps a photo revealing a heart shaped tattoo on Palin's lower back that contains the message "I might be married but my moose knuckle belongs to Kenny Chesney!"

2. On a campaign stop in Ohio Palin helps blow up an abortion clinic.

and the number one thing that might sink McCain-Palin....

1. Palin makes a joke about McCain's thinning hair at the Republican National Convention and John screams at her on national television "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt!"