news flash: community alert, danger, danger! clitoral B12 shots all the rage. B12 shot is
administered near the clitoris just at the foundation of orgasmic motion, sending the body
and mind into a ride of coital stimulation previously unheard of. The downsides: OUt of
body experiences, cyber-unconsciousness, and in some cases the need to be resuscitated
post climax ~•~ but so far all women have come-to feeling renewed, refreshed, in a wave
of perfect afterglow. & in some cases (where married to boneheaded, self-involved, inept
alpha-dog husbands who see them only as receptacles, house and laundry keepers, the ol’
ball-n-chain, the gift-wrapped box their penis comes in) its the first & best they’ve ever felt.
``just kidding, …this panelist does not endorse or know of this activity ever happening.``
~•~ it’s just all emerging on me last night & this morning; the past week, the suicide a few
weeks ago, the election, the hope (please don’t tell me you don’t have at least a sparkle of
hope…), the faith (faith in yourself, a friend, your girl/or boy, a faith in your regular bowel
movements, faith in your dribble, faith that your dog will be glad to see you when you get
home, faith that when you turn the key it’ll start-up, faith that if you get to sleep tonight
it’s the express route to your new day’s dawning, faith that your recipe for paprikash is
the shit that’ll wow’em come dinnertime, just some kind of faith in something vital), &,
for blessings sake, the wonder that maybe, just maybe, the fit has finally begun to hit the
oh-my shan for these makers of the morose mill tirade & the dire use of lives & livelihood.
Really, the B12 blurb is just a release of spicy pent-up gasses not satisfied by a good fart.
Good Luck
