Re: But the world needs more pirates!
And therein lies the solution!We tell these rampaging Somali pirates that they are free to be pirates all they want, but only if they agree to be quality pirates, dressing like those in the video, occasionally bursting out in song, wearing hooks for hands, and so on . . . And then we'll sit back and watch as the measured moves of His Noodly Appendage do their work to bring our climate back!Herring405
PS: Alternately, we could sail an automated ship over there, with great big dollar signs painted in gold on all sides. The ship would be outfitted with greased, collapsing decks such that once the pirates climbed aboard, suddenly all are slid into a gigantic, central chipper, thus permanently shivering their timbers! But of course this would have drastic implications for the weather.
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And therein lies the solution!We tell these rampaging Somali pirates that they are free to be pirates all they want, but only if they agree to be quality pirates, dressing like those in the video, occasionally bursting out in song, wearing hooks for hands, and so on . . . And then we'll sit back and watch as the measured moves of His Noodly Appendage do their work to bring our climate back!Herring405
PS: Alternately, we could sail an automated ship over there, with great big dollar signs painted in gold on all sides. The ship would be outfitted with greased, collapsing decks such that once the pirates climbed aboard, suddenly all are slid into a gigantic, central chipper, thus permanently shivering their timbers! But of course this would have drastic implications for the weather.
