Hey Pat. What's wrong with 'social' programs? You know- like highways, clean water, public education, peanut butter you don't have to be afraid to serve the kids. I heard some idiot today talking about how EVERYTHING should be left to the private sector, except the military. Oh yeah? Well okay- let's turn it ALL over to the private sector. Let's let Haliburton and KBR run the military and decide on who we fight and conduct all our wars. Let's let the bankers decide who has clean water and salmonella-free peanut butter. Let's let the people who make Anusol run the highway system.

America, the civilized world shakes its head in wonder.