You want your head to fall off? Just plop, roll off your shoulders and thump down on the ground…and roll, roll, down the hall…

(…So you could run into headless-Brad at house parties there with Mick using his grape as a caramel-apple Hoppity Hop [pon-pon ball] and nobody would think twice about it. Just one more mutt without a melon … ‘cept you or I wouldn’t have McMickey there hurdled off his corners drenched in cider and chewin cabbage outa your disembodied cranium ears …only Brad has Mick…lucky feller…)

Anyway…if going headless (yet still semi-sentient) is a good look for you (it’s not for everyone), stay up all night watching everything PT Anderson both wrote and directed. Reg, now you know you can only watch most of them…Punch Drunk Love will only piss you off…and then we’ll get to arguing about bygones being what they are and then Mick’ll get involved, and Dan, …& god forbid Geno has an opinion about it … blah-blah-blah…and none of the ladies have piped-up yet but that’s imaginable…and then all hell’d break loose and people’d start expurgating their own posts & it’d be like the bad old days …blah-blah-blah…which were kinda good……& they’d be banning the dbis in N. Korea again…