How many Berkshires are there to pick from...we only have one...i pass through it on the way to London, but I can't be facked with this art stuff...d'ya know any good pubs instead? And that Steve Reich...he's a bit too fackin clever int'he. As soon as I hear that shit I know it's gonna be a long drawn out piece of middle class bollocks, can ya imagine listening to that twaddle and watching basketball at the same time...fack me it would blahhhddy kill ya'.

...Sorry I thought I was still insulting the Chinese on the Guardian/Observer website...BTW Bra-D where is you these days...I have no-one to speak Engrish to...