1. Rename DBIS after somebody else who's famous. Everybody wants to be associated with somebody famous! GIVE ME MY 15 MINUTES!!!!

2. Don't rename it after any other artist or rock star. TESLAINFO

3. I suggest we name it after someone who is 1) dead, and 2) someone whose reputation is already firmly cemented. Heaven forbid! The suggestive force. After all, is the person firmly cemented above, in, or part of the local drainage ditch. Or I guess, not, actually, for sure, perhaps.

4. I'd suggest something with a nice left-leaning name to reflect the values of the smart people here. I hope I'm one!

The Karl Marx Information Source has a nice ring to it and it would certainly keep the wingnuts away. KMIFS. The acronym that says it all.

5. Require a damage deposit to sign on, and if you post stuff that pisses other people off, then everybody else gets to meet in Chicago every year and drink your deposit. NOT CHICAGO. Though, I hear it is beautiful, and the wind is marvelous, and the sailing ain't bad. But, to be fair to all, we need to meet in Kansas.