That brings us to this week's Baerwald Board Top Ten!
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The Top Ten Things Sheryl Crow takes full credit for, with comments by Ms. Crow!
Number 10 - The Internet.
Sheryl says: Al Gore has taken credit for a lot of things he had nothing to do with, I also discovered Global Warming and then he went off with his damn slide show!
Number 9 - The Great Wall of China.
Sheryl says: You really think the Chinese could have built that?
Number 8 - Music in general.
Sheryl says: Let's just get this straight, ok, if I did not exist people would not even be able to fucking whistle...'cus I write the songs baby! Get it!
Number 7 - The process of Nucleosynthesis.
Sheryl says: So don't fuck with me.
Number 6 - The Cell Phone.
Sheryl says: I invented that because I wanted anybody that tried to take credit for something I did to get a goddamn brain tumor!
Number 5 - Horses.
Sheryl says: I figure if I adopted them I can take credit for them too!
Number 4 - Rainbows.
Sheryl says: I like them that's why. Christ, you people could at least send me a thank you card once and a while!
Number 3 - Kid Rock.
Sheryl says: Hell, he even looks like me.
Number 2 - The Holocaust.
Sheryl says: (Well actually she just emits a series of groans, burps, and a strange gurgle at this point while biting the head off a puppy.)
And the number one thing that Sheryl Crow takes full credit for...
Barack Obama!
Sheryl says: Because the rest of you were too stupid to do it!
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'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
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The Top Ten Things Sheryl Crow takes full credit for, with comments by Ms. Crow!
Number 10 - The Internet.
Sheryl says: Al Gore has taken credit for a lot of things he had nothing to do with, I also discovered Global Warming and then he went off with his damn slide show!
Number 9 - The Great Wall of China.
Sheryl says: You really think the Chinese could have built that?
Number 8 - Music in general.
Sheryl says: Let's just get this straight, ok, if I did not exist people would not even be able to fucking whistle...'cus I write the songs baby! Get it!
Number 7 - The process of Nucleosynthesis.
Sheryl says: So don't fuck with me.
Number 6 - The Cell Phone.
Sheryl says: I invented that because I wanted anybody that tried to take credit for something I did to get a goddamn brain tumor!
Number 5 - Horses.
Sheryl says: I figure if I adopted them I can take credit for them too!
Number 4 - Rainbows.
Sheryl says: I like them that's why. Christ, you people could at least send me a thank you card once and a while!
Number 3 - Kid Rock.
Sheryl says: Hell, he even looks like me.
Number 2 - The Holocaust.
Sheryl says: (Well actually she just emits a series of groans, burps, and a strange gurgle at this point while biting the head off a puppy.)
And the number one thing that Sheryl Crow takes full credit for...
Barack Obama!
Sheryl says: Because the rest of you were too stupid to do it!
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'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
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That brings us to this week's Baerwald Board Top Ten! – Reg on December 11th, 2009-
Re: That brings us to this week's Baerwald Board Top Ten! – Reg on December 11th, 2009
Re: That brings us to this week's Baerwald Board Top Ten! – edlorah on December 11th, 2009-
How I happened to be making out with Alicia Silverstone on the set of Excess Baggage... – messybear on December 11th, 2009
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Re: How I happened to be making out with Alicia Silverstone on the set of Excess Baggage... – Reg on December 11th, 2009
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