Icon Re: The Federation of Intergalactic Lizard People and The People's Front of Judea
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I wonder if Kent is dancing with lizard people in the great beyond. 

We are indeed all in this together. And I do apologize in advance for my country if we fuck this all up and deliver DJ and JD the White House. These guys are an embarrassing couple of garbage cans that belong nowhere near politics, never mind the highest office in the land with absolute immunity. 

I think we should still win this, it is just going to make all of us very sick having to go through the process. 

I told Kent that I wished his lizard stories were true because then at least the weirdness would all make some sense...because shapeshifting lizards were F-ing up everything. 

I mean, if Trump suddenly ripped his face off, like Hulk Hogan ripped his shirt off, at the Republican convention and revealed he really was a giant lizard wearing an orange mask and bad wig...well...I would have said "Wow, thank the masters of the universe it really is lizard people coming after us!" because that would at least feel...well...normal.

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'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
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