So, yeah, I don't think Pat is going to answer my questions on Mr. Vance, and since Mr. Vance has now become basically two things, the punchline to a lot of jokes and the world's biggest anchor around the neck of Orange Foolius, the question now is, how long before he's thrown overboard, and Trump shifts to some new weird ass kisser to be his VP. 

Yes, the obvious pivot for Trump is Nikki Haley but come on, the racist MAGA base are not going to like photos of her family either:

Tim Scott? Don't think so. The MAGA base does not like black guys, not even a little. 

Probably, Donny's best bet is to say he will be the first president to not have a VP, because the choices on the Republican side are all horrific for him. 

He could go to Marge Greene, who is as stupid and full of shit as he is, and she is...well...a woman, which it seems MAGA folk don't much care for either. 

So, here are my questions for the gang here:

1. How long before Trump dumps Vance?

2. What will be his excuse for dumping Vance?

The word is he and Don Jr. picked him, they say there was no vetting, they just thought he was handsome. I'm not even joking. I mean, wouldn't even guys like Pat and Marc find that amazingly stupid? If you are going to make decisions like that, doesn't that mean you should be nowhere near being president? 

Honestly, Trump is said to be raging behind the scenes about Vance. If DJ does fire JD, he should do it fast because every day with JD on the ticket allows him to become more and more unpopular with MAGA land...and gives JD the opportunity to say more stupid stuff. I mean Trump does like stupid stuff and I think that he liked that Vance seemed like a giant opportunistic phony, Don's favorite kind of person, but Donny really does not like losers, and Vance is a loser. 

Here's some behind the scenes conversation they caught between Trump and Don Jr.