some people have been saying I've lost the edge...well have some...
excerpts from the Queen Mum's Book of Remembrance:
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>       "I think that the Queen Mum and Princess Diana are our very own Twin
>       Trade Towers. At last we can look the people of New York in the
>       face".
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>       L.Ward, Mansfield.
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>       "When Diana died I swore I would never smile again, but eventually I
>       did. Now the Queen Mum has gone I cannot image that I will ever
>smile
>       for the rest of my life, but I will probably break that one too".
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>       A.Christie,Hendon.
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>       "She was one of the old school, all the remaining royals are shit"
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>       J.Clement. Grantham.
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>       "I thought she would never die, she has let us all down very badly"
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>       D.Holmes, Somerset.
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>       "She was a trooper and she never gave up. I remember one time she
>was
>       visiting a school and I asked her if she would like to make a visit
>       to the cloakroom before she left. 'No' she replied, 'I didn't give
>in
>       to the Nazis and I won't give in to the bladder'. That's how she
>was,
>       a fighter, who refused to be beaten by anything. She pissed herself
>       later though, it was sickening".
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>       B. Forrester, North Yorkshire.
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>       "She was a marvelous woman, and a wonderful lover".
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>       L. J.Worthington, Penrith.
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>       "I am absolutely devastated, at least we could have got the day
>off".
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>       S.Wilson, Bristol.
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>       "How refreshing to be able to mourn the death of a member of the
>       Royal family without being accused of being homosexual".
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>       J. Fletcher, High Wycombe.
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>       "Her death should act as a warning to others who think it is cool to
>       experiment with drugs".
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>       E. Franks, Cheshire.
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>       "On behalf of all blacks, I send the sincerest condolences".
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>       T.Watson, Ilford.
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>       "Perhaps if we automated her old golf buggy it could still drive
>       around The Mall on its own and bring pleasure to the tourists".
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>       Y. Howell, Slough.
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>       "Once again the Queen is not upset enough for my liking, the woman
>       should have a bit more compassion. How would she feel if it was her
>       mother?"
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>       W.Waugh, Richmond.
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>       "It is such a loss, God has shat on our heads".
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>       K. O'Neil, Inverness.
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>       "I am sure the Queen Mum will not let this small setback put an end
>       to her public duties".
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>       N. Wallace, Swansea.
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>       "I hold Princess Margaret in no small way responsible for this
>       terrible event"
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>       E. Thompson, West Lothian.
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>       "Bomb Iraq for us Tony, its the only thing that will make us feel
>       better"
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>       P.McGregor, Southampton.
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>       "We must do all we can, send blankets, food parcels, jumpers,
>       anything to help these brave souls who are queuing up to walk past
>       her coffin".
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>       R. Thompson, Bath.
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>       "I have been unable to masturbate for five days, and will not do so
>       again until Her Majesty is buried"
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>       E. Gorman, Derbyshire.
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>       "Good God, who is next, Geri Halliwell?".
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>       R. Combes, Romford.
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>       "No matter how she felt, no matter the situation, she always wore a
>       smile. Just like a retard"
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>       G. Hollins, East Sussex.
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>       "I remember she came to visit us in the East End one time. She was
>so
>       kind, so generous and so sweet. She whispered softly in my ear, 'You
>       know its not true' she said, 'you don't smell of shit'. She was a
>       wondrous person".
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>       E.Collier, London.
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>       "Whichever way you look at it, it just is not as exciting as Diana".
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>       G.Williams, West Midlands.
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>       "She was one of us, and by that I don't mean she perpetrated
>       insurance fraud or lied about expense claims. She was like us in a
>       good way. God bless you ma'am".
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>       L. Weller, Harlow.
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>       "If only I could get my hands on that fish bone right now, you
>       heartless bastard!"
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>       J. Hedges, Cowdenbeath.
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>       "She had such a difficult life, always battling against adversity
>and
>       misfortune. Let us hope that if there is a next time round she is
>       given a life of privilege and comfort"
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>       T.D.Wainwright, Hastings.
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