I shared this idea to an acquaintance of mine and in a fit of inspiration she cranked out this parody to the tune of Delta Dawn.

DARVO Don

(Chorus)
Hey, DARVO Don, what’s that pardon you have on?
Did it come from deals behind closed doors?
And did I hear you say, you were flipping truth today,
Blaming all your crimes on someone more…?

(Verse 1)
You told Vlad you’d shut it down, cut their weapons to the ground,
Sayin’ “Zelensky better play real nice.”
While the world stands by in shock, you just grin and start to talk,
Like a wannabe dictator rolling dice.

(Chorus repeat)

(Verse 2)
Stripped the funding, slammed the doors, kicked out voices once ignored,
Said the “woke” had poisoned all the land.
But your game is crystal clear, feeding hate and stoking fear,
Just to keep your base in line on your command.

(Chorus repeat)

(Verse 3)
Every rally, every stage, you keep singing Putin’s praise,
Talking ‘bout how great he is to you.
But we all know where you stand, bending over for his hand,
Like a puppy begging for a treat or two.

Come to think of it, this would make a good tik tok challenge:

1. Learn about DARVO

2. Familiarize yourself with the iconic Tonya Tucker tune

3. Submit your best parody to capture the essence of DD's malignancy

I've already got a couple choice lines in my head.