The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked
    readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by
    adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a
    new definition.
Here are this year's 2003 winners:
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which
    lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people
    that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer,
    unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the
    near future.
4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the
    purpose of getting laid.
5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which
    renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite
    period.
6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit
    and the person who doesn't get it.
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are
    running late.
9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one got
    extra credit)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off
    all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the
    Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through
    the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem
    smarter when they come at you rapidly. (Such as virtually
    anything promoted by anyone in D.C.)
15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed
    just after you've accidently walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that
    gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot
    be cast out.
17. Catepallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half
    a grub in the fruit you're eating.
And the pick of the year:
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole at
    the same time.