albino pygmy yogurt-juggling jaywalking sextuple-amputee niggardly three-eared flatulent spell-checking hop-scotching bed-knobbing and broom-sticking aluminum-hat-wearing salad-tossing wolf-owning perpendicular-motion-machine-resembling wheelie-popping Bentkowski.
and that's my final comment on the subject...but it always could be worse. you could be Mick.
