Well, it's good to see that GWB got a new shipment of Dick, Jane, Sally and Spot books in time enough for him to use as a guide of how to draft a convention speech in concise sentences (the worry was that he might have to cram more than one hour if he only had Strunk's The Elements of Style book to use).

A secret memo has been discovered - the story has it fell out of Karl Rove's pocket while he was fleeing out the back door of a brothel consisting of She-males resembling Babs Bush. 

The memo states, "Ten Points For GWB to Stress and Win By"

1.  9/11

2. Ground Zero

3. 9/11

4. Saddam Hussein

6. Spider Hole

7. 9/11

8. Swiftboat

9. 9/11

10. Al Queda/Bin Laden Same Person As Saddam Hussein, but in disguise.