Back in 1986 when I lived in Iowa there was a stripper named Sage (probably not her real name) who used to come through town regularly and whenever I saw her on the marquis at the Golden Dolphin I would stop in. She had the most amazing routine and my favorite part was when Money For Nothing would come on and she would spread a blanket on the stage and...

Well let's just say that even to this day, homosexual men are the last thing that come to my mind when I hear this song.