...could throw out some real stinkers at times (like this one) but he meant well. I agree this was one of his more pathetic theories because you can trace anybody with European ancestors back to some connection to somebody with a connection to a royal family. Hell, my bloodlines go back to Germany, Scotland, and England so if I got elected president I'd be called a "Giant lizard Rothschild-Bilderberger shapeshifter" too! The thing is I'd walk out at the SOTU with a big lizard suit on and start by saying "I just wanted you all to see me in my true form"...ya know, just for the fun of it...which is why I should avoid politics. Oh, yeah and I'd have Randy Newman as my VP and force him to wear a Barney outfit all the time and he would have to have a piano everywhere we went and before every speech he'd have to play that "you've got a friend in me" song before I would speak...

How Randy got to be my VP...