Pat and Dale,

Please rank these events in order, from what you are most proud of, to the least:

- Jim Crow laws - Slavery until the 1860's - Waterboarding prisoners - Birmingham police dogs attacking peaceful protesters - Vietnam - Nuking Japan twice because their people's skin is yellow - Sitting on our hands while Hitler began exterminating all the Jews - Bush stealing the 2000 election - Our illegal invasion and occupation of Iraq - Allowing nazi war criminals to go free so we could make a rocket - Native American eradication - Firebombing Dresden - Only able to win freedom because of the assistance of France - Women denied voting rights until the 1920s - Our most fabled "crime fighter", J Edgar Hoover, a stoolie for the mob - Spending tens of millions of dollars to prove a 50 year old man got a blow job from a twenty-something - Sponge Bob Squarepants