sorry Ed, that position’s already been filled. …but you can be assistant to lawn boy/nanny and I’ll split my cut and half the tool/cider shed?  Or we can take turns being boss …what … every other day.  …it’s tricky rolling a stupored Mick into the sack every night after hauling him in from the gutter … he’s small, yep, but fackin’ heavy in the boots … and the girls shoot spitballs, …not just the little ones…….

(gona start a labor union, maybe pen a Constitution, this Kingdom is cool, really, one aristocracy under Mick (yeah, this is gettin’sick) and the medical suits me fine, but the Monarchy…sheeezz! ……..I’m saving up for a wooden sailboat, gona call it Nina…even though this isn’t Spain, …sail it to a new world………)