only 5 seconds? piker. my record is 6 hours, 22 minutes and 38 seconds. beat that.

for those not up on stupid internet pranks, there are a number of popular misdirection options available. a rather tame one is to 'rickroll' someone (where you provide an innocent-looking link that goes to the video of Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up). further up [or down...] the ladder are ones like our little clownsong.com, which is a 'goatse' site, so named after the URL where a similar image was first displayed. as http://www.urbandictionary.com (an absolutely vital resource for ascertaining the meaning of any current slang, abbreviation, saying or whatnot) notes: "Heh. No really, Aunt Sally. I swear goatse.cx has the best apple pie recipes on the Internet." OR: "Therapist: When did all your problems start? Patient: This one time. When I got goatse'd."

other possibilities include meatspin.com, lemonparty.org, and, of course, the legendary Tubgirl. i do not recommend doing any follow-up research on any of this.