Icon Join In - Things You Only Have To Experience Once To Know That's Enough
E
EEE (view)

Of course, this does not mean the terribly bad things in life we face...

-Taking the military induction oath.

-That first digital prostate exam by a physician in a hurry and with big fingers.

-A cavity drilled with no anesthesia while having to urinate awfully bad,while the dentist promises it won't be too bad.

-Getting bucked off a horse and when standing up looking at your arm and noticing that it really isn't supposed to bend that way.

-The dry heaves and then the bed spins.

-A kidney stone.

-An eye watering, punch to the nose.

-A pinched nerve in the neck caused by over indulging and passing out with your head wrenched in an odd position against the couch due to the 2000 election results between Al Gore and George Bush.
[login] | [register]

you need to be logged in to post and reply to message board posts