In Austin
It was Hot. Damn hot. Real hot. Hot enough to cook things in your shorts. A little "Crotch-Pot" Cookin'. Man dont even go out in that sun

So I checked the weather forecast and the weatherman said:

The weather out there is today hot and shitty, with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon.  Tomorrow a chance for continued crappy,
with a pissy weather front coming down from the north.
Basically it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut