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Personally, I no longer leave the house unless I have this on...

http://tinyurl.com/o7t3jym

I've been working my way through the phone book calling these people and when I get somebody that says "No, I don't have any weapons or armor but I have lots of books with photos of kittens and rainbows." I scream at them that they better get a gun and body armor because people are coming to kill them and then slam the phone down. I'm just trying to promote gun safety and personal protection.
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