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No, I did not sleep with the guys wife. I was friends with his wife and we went out to lunch on a regular basis. He was having her followed by some private detective agency and they took lots of photos of us. She warned me that he was divorcing her and I was likely going to get called into court.  On my way back from LA I had a stopover in Dallas, he was there too, he spotted me, I saw him, he looked very angry, so I quickly got up and without immediately breaking into a run, began heading for any kind of security personnel I could find. 

He played for the Patriots, Packers, Chiefs and Falcons. He is now deceased. 

St. Paddy's was good. I did not shag anybody but had a variety of interesting conversations. 

 The vampires obviously did not do me in. So, your people must have been doing their jobs.

 

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