we've screwed so many people in our 200 plus years, you've got to have a yank relative.

i take it you mean shagged so many people...not screwed them up as in interfered with the running of their country...or robbed them of their resources...or made them eat Mcdonalds/ and drink pepsi...? I'd actually prefer if you would shag them than to inflict the pseudo-food culture on them...

I played a benefit gig to keep mcdonalds out of the local town before Christmas and I started by playing "Heroes"...but got one of the lyrics wrong

i started singing...I just want to walk with you as opposed to 'work with you'...you can change the lyric if you like DB as walk sounds more romantic than work...after all work is the curse of the drinking classes...