do you know any good hiding places from the Olympics...they're fast approaching and I fucking hate them...

Sorry Mick...you can run from the Olympics but you can't hide. We should hold our own events. I've got a few suggestions for some and I'm sure you've got some ideas. You, can represent the Shire, Gene can be the Canadian entry, Pat will represent Texas (it really is it's own country and not part of the US), PRH can represent himself as he's all about his own state of mind and not weird stuff like borders and countries, Kent can represent an alternative dimension (he'll have the coolest uniform I'm sure), SRB can represent whatever he chooses but will have to wear his kilt throughout the ordeal, David Baerwald can represent California...which is neither a part of the United States nor an alternative dimension...science has not yet found the proper term for what it actually is...David gets to wear one of those propeller hats and a Govinator t-shirt...Peter T will represent all Communist Nations, Dale will of course represent himself because he's very independent, EEE, MJG, and Richard will all be judges...EEE and MJG will quickly move to disqualify Dale because he's always wrong...Richard will call for a special investigation and ask Pat to be on the commitee with Kevin G....Kathryn will represent all nations that have Kangaroo's...Andrea will represent Cuba (why not?)...Kelly will be the streaker...someone always streaks at an Olympic event and I think we'd rather have her run through naked than have Rogertick running around with no clothes on...note Roger had been planing to streak the real Olympics anyway...     

I will represent Massachusetts...which as Dale has pointed out is more like another planet than anything else...so there's a beginning...