Okay.....let's try to lighten the mood up a bit with some funny stories......

Years ago when I was very young, we used to hang out at this one guy's garage and party it up.  I had this one friend, who has since passed on at too young of an age, who used to drive a Le Car.  This guy was like 6' 7".  Anyway, he would come down from time to time and one of these times we made a plan to get him in the garage, shut the garage and then a few of us were going to move his car and hide it from him.  Well, he goes in the garage and they break out the weed and drink and keep him in there.  A few of us go to move his car and find he took the keys.  So while we're standing around we look at the LeCar and two huge maple trees.  The two maple trees are just far enough apart to fit the car in between them.  So a bunch of us pick up the car and carry it in between two trees.  There was like an inch at each end betweent he car and trees.  So when he came out of the garage he was so high that we conned him into believing that that was how he parked the car. 

Okay...how about a cheap high school prank tale...back in detention hall the supervising teacher had about a foot and half high platform that his or her desk would set upon.  I got the idea of moving the desk forward just enough so that the front legs hungover the edge of the platform and the lightest touch would send it tumbling.  So walks Mr. Holley, this one little arrogant teacher a lot of people disliked.  He gets up on the platform and touches the desk and off it goes.  We laughed our asses off. 

A week or so later and back in detention the prank re-emerged.    This time it was a different teacher.  His name escapes me, but he was a wrestling coach.  The same thing happened, but this time this burly man effortlessly bent forward at the waste, not even getting up off his chair and lifted the desk back up on the platform.  That was the last time that stunt was pulled......

Oh, well.....maybe someone else can add some humor.....