O'Reilly's been on the air here for quite some time, as has Hannity, Mike Gallagher and even that little terrorist lover who thinks the constitution makes wonderful toilet paper, Ollie North. That bastard Limburger is still spewing his hatred somewhere on the dial.  What a shame that someone that loves their own voice that much is going deaf! Makes me lose nearly as much sleep as does thinking that Ronnie Reagan, and very soon Charlton Heston, is pooping the bed more often than an overfed diaperless infant with diarrhea.

I prefer the local talk programs, where I can make people drive off the road as I so carefully consider their feelings before making my comments.