My sister , on return from Iraq a few months back has had to deal with finding a new job. We've tried to to talk her into persuing a career in the miltary (she's army reserve).

Her response: "You'vre go to be kidding the army is the most messed up employer I've ever had the privlidge of working for. I could never work for those Bozos full time. One weekend a month is already to much."