Kevin,

If I'm not mistaken this is the second time you've written a post about how you can't write. Both times they were well written and conveyed your thoughts quite well. Admit it - you are a writer! If you are worried about not being original enough just fake it. Plagurize, steal quotes, hell even act prezidential and invent a word or two. That sort of strategery is quite appropriate.

But if the last remark about the tampon really offends, then it would be ok by me if Dan wanted to strike it.