I will go now because I do whatever people tell me.  (just kiddin...I'm actually fairly obstreperous)  Here's one thing though...perhaps I'm just not into the nu-america hep cat lingo, but I just didn't get the tampon comment.  It didn't offend...just flew WAY over my head.

Oh...wait a-minute...you meant to convey that the assertiveness of your post meant you were on your cycle?  Oh...ok.  Naw, I'm not offended. 

Flagrantly,

PRH