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Just in case you didn't wander around PK's suggested Shakespearean insult site, the Levin's site also has the subject line material. Since I can't get uTube I read, A few random examples :

http://petelevin.com/countrytitles_jklmnopqr.htm#J

Janie Fricke, I'd Give You A Hickey [Who's the writer. It oughta be fairly easy.]

Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

My Daddy Was A Rabbit [they might not think so, but the bands* name is funnier]

Old Potato Peel Booze

[for you gals] Rolling Pin Woman

Send Me To Glory In A Glad Bag

Serutan Yob (A Song For Backward Boys & Girls Under 40)

[talk about mining a theme] Seven Years With The Right Woman

Seven Years With The Wrong Man

Seven Years With The Wrong Woman Bob Miller

She's Got A Ring In His Nose And A Ring On Her Hand [another classic] She's Looking Better Every Beer

She Was Bitten' On The Udder By An Adder

Sick & Sober & Sorry

Some Little Bug Is Goin' To Get You Some Day [let your imagination run]

Stick Your Finger In A Glass Of Water (Take A Look At The Hole That's Left) [HUH]

Take Your Love And Shove It [which actor performed this one, don't look, I'm doin' the lookin']

Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone

[one fer Block n Brown] Texas Never Woulda Made It (Without Ol Tennessee)

Tell Ol' I Ain't Here He Better Get On Home

Think Of Me (When You're Under Him)

Too Dumb For New York, Too Ugly For L.A. [he mayah had somethin there] Waylon Jennings

Turn Loose Of My Leg

You're The Worm That Used To Be The Apple Of My Eye

You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly

You Can Eat Crackers In My Bed

Wish I Had Stayed In The Wagon Yard [that makes a mess of us Sen Byrd, yup he performed it somewhen]

Who Drank My Beer While I Was In The Rear

Whatcha Gonna Do When Your Licker Gives Out?

Did I Shave My Legs For This?

Don't Worry About The Mule (Just Load The Wagon)

How Come Every Time I Itch I Wind Up Scratchin' You

I Don't Want No More Of The Cheese (I Just Want Out Of The Trap)

If I Had It To Do All Over Again (I'd Do It All Over You)

If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey (I'd Blow It All On You)

I Gave Her The Ring, She Gave Me The Finger

I Hate Every Bone In Your Body (But Mine)

I Liked You Better When You Hated Yourself

I'm A Little Red Caboose (On The Choo Choo Train Of Love)

I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home

I'm So Miserable Without You (It's Almost Like You're Here)

Interstate Is Coming Through My Outhouse

I Still Write Your Name In The Snow

I Want My Rib

I Wish I Had Died At The Alter

I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight  ('Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win)

My Cross Eyed Beau

[wouldn't ya think this'd be reason enough] I Can't Get Over You 'Til You Get Out From Under Him

[& let's end with the composer with whom we began] Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ('Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye)

* Arkie The Arkansas Woodchopper

the actor? Joe Pesci

Maes ya wonder 'bout some of the lyrics, lmao
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