Green Mtn
location: Observing the Progressive madness with considerably less amusement.
listening to: Grandchildren, the best reason for saving the future.
registered: 2004.04.03
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Just in case you didn't wander around PK's suggested Shakespearean insult site, the Levin's site
also has the subject line material. Since I can't get uTube I read, A few random examples :http://petelevin.com/countrytitles_jklmnopqr.htm#J
Janie Fricke, I'd Give You A Hickey [Who's the writer. It oughta be fairly easy.]Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) My Daddy Was A Rabbit [they might not think so, but the bands* name is funnier]Old Potato Peel Booze[for you gals] Rolling Pin WomanSend Me To Glory In A Glad BagSerutan Yob (A Song For Backward Boys & Girls Under 40)[talk about mining a theme]
Seven Years With The Right WomanSeven Years With The Wrong ManSeven Years With The Wrong Woman
Bob MillerShe's Got A Ring In His Nose And A Ring On Her Hand
[another classic]
She's Looking Better Every BeerShe Was Bitten' On The Udder By An AdderSick & Sober & SorrySome Little Bug Is Goin' To Get You Some Day [let your imagination run]Stick Your Finger In A Glass Of Water (Take A Look At The Hole That's Left) [HUH]Take Your Love And Shove It [which actor performed this one, don't look, I'm doin' the
lookin']Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone [one fer Block n Brown]
Texas Never Woulda Made It (Without Ol Tennessee)Tell Ol' I Ain't Here He Better Get On HomeThink Of Me (When You're Under Him)Too Dumb For New York, Too Ugly For L.A. [he mayah had somethin there] Waylon JenningsTurn Loose Of My LegYou're The Worm That Used To Be The Apple Of My EyeYou're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly You Can Eat Crackers In My BedWish I Had Stayed In The Wagon Yard [that makes a mess of us Sen Byrd, yup he performed it
somewhen]Who Drank My Beer While I Was In The RearWhatcha Gonna Do When Your Licker Gives Out?Did I Shave My Legs For This?Don't Worry About The Mule (Just Load The Wagon)How Come Every Time I Itch I Wind Up Scratchin' YouI Don't Want No More Of The Cheese (I Just Want Out Of The Trap)If I Had It To Do All Over Again (I'd Do It All Over You)If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey (I'd Blow It All On You)I Gave Her The Ring, She Gave Me The Finger I Hate Every Bone In Your Body (But Mine)I Liked You Better When You Hated YourselfI'm A Little Red Caboose (On The Choo Choo Train Of Love)I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our HomeI'm So Miserable Without You (It's Almost Like You're Here)Interstate Is Coming Through My OuthouseI Still Write Your Name In The SnowI Want My RibI Wish I Had Died At The AlterI Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight ('Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win)My Cross Eyed Beau[wouldn't ya think this'd be reason enough]
I Can't Get Over You 'Til You Get Out From Under Him[& let's end with the composer with whom we began]
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ('Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye)
* Arkie The Arkansas Woodchopperthe actor? Joe PesciMaes ya wonder 'bout some of the lyrics, lmao
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“Restriction of free thought and free speech is the most dangerous of all subversions.” Wm O. Douglas
“Restriction of free thought and free speech is the most dangerous of all subversions.” Wm O. Douglas
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Just in case you didn't wander around PK's suggested Shakespearean insult site, the Levin's site
also has the subject line material. Since I can't get uTube I read, A few random examples :http://petelevin.com/countrytitles_jklmnopqr.htm#J
Janie Fricke, I'd Give You A Hickey [Who's the writer. It oughta be fairly easy.]Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) My Daddy Was A Rabbit [they might not think so, but the bands* name is funnier]Old Potato Peel Booze[for you gals] Rolling Pin WomanSend Me To Glory In A Glad BagSerutan Yob (A Song For Backward Boys & Girls Under 40)[talk about mining a theme]
Seven Years With The Right WomanSeven Years With The Wrong ManSeven Years With The Wrong Woman
Bob MillerShe's Got A Ring In His Nose And A Ring On Her Hand
[another classic]
She's Looking Better Every BeerShe Was Bitten' On The Udder By An AdderSick & Sober & SorrySome Little Bug Is Goin' To Get You Some Day [let your imagination run]Stick Your Finger In A Glass Of Water (Take A Look At The Hole That's Left) [HUH]Take Your Love And Shove It [which actor performed this one, don't look, I'm doin' the
lookin']Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone [one fer Block n Brown]
Texas Never Woulda Made It (Without Ol Tennessee)Tell Ol' I Ain't Here He Better Get On HomeThink Of Me (When You're Under Him)Too Dumb For New York, Too Ugly For L.A. [he mayah had somethin there] Waylon JenningsTurn Loose Of My LegYou're The Worm That Used To Be The Apple Of My EyeYou're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly You Can Eat Crackers In My BedWish I Had Stayed In The Wagon Yard [that makes a mess of us Sen Byrd, yup he performed it
somewhen]Who Drank My Beer While I Was In The RearWhatcha Gonna Do When Your Licker Gives Out?Did I Shave My Legs For This?Don't Worry About The Mule (Just Load The Wagon)How Come Every Time I Itch I Wind Up Scratchin' YouI Don't Want No More Of The Cheese (I Just Want Out Of The Trap)If I Had It To Do All Over Again (I'd Do It All Over You)If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey (I'd Blow It All On You)I Gave Her The Ring, She Gave Me The Finger I Hate Every Bone In Your Body (But Mine)I Liked You Better When You Hated YourselfI'm A Little Red Caboose (On The Choo Choo Train Of Love)I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our HomeI'm So Miserable Without You (It's Almost Like You're Here)Interstate Is Coming Through My OuthouseI Still Write Your Name In The SnowI Want My RibI Wish I Had Died At The AlterI Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight ('Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win)My Cross Eyed Beau[wouldn't ya think this'd be reason enough]
I Can't Get Over You 'Til You Get Out From Under Him[& let's end with the composer with whom we began]
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ('Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye)
* Arkie The Arkansas Woodchopperthe actor? Joe PesciMaes ya wonder 'bout some of the lyrics, lmao
–--
“Restriction of free thought and free speech is the most dangerous of all subversions.” Wm O. Douglas
“Restriction of free thought and free speech is the most dangerous of all subversions.” Wm O. Douglas
