"...The fear of God is the beginning of wisdom, knowledge, understanding and leads to the salvation of the soul."

Yea, thou shalt fear me, tho thou knowest not why. But thou shalt fearest more to enter thy shopping malls and thy universities. for there dwelleth the Looney who haseth a gun and seeketh to smite those whom he perceiveth hath offended him.

Buyeth thou a gun, of a caliber as high as thou can affordeth. Carryeth thou this gun wherever thou goest: to the grocery store, the garage sale, the church fundraiser, and the day care center, for thou never knowest when thou shalt encounter the Looney.

And where didst the Looney receiveth HIS gun? Why, from 'Satan's House of Firearms', out on Highway 99. 'We'll maketh you a deal. Cometh on down!"

Now thou really knowest fear, thou dim bulbs!