Hoooooeeee! The fight is on! Come on, Pat, Marc, Greenie, Kevin G! Dale! Hooooeee!

Oh shit. I'm damned to an eternity of believing in the laws of physics and basic biology.

How dreary. How stale. How mundane.

I've thought it over.

Okay, miracle thinkers. Youre right. Your way is more fun. Bring on the loaves and fishes! Damn you heathens! Burn in hell! I'm better than you cause I believe better in more impossible things!

Hooooooeeeee!

And look out for those homo-loving commie socialists, too, and their high-falutin elitist ways!

Hooooooooeeee!