These are probably ancient, but they made me laugh ;)
Pig 'n Bitch
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.
As they pass each other the woman leans out of her window and yells, 'PIG'.
The man immediately leans out his window and screams back,
'BITCH'.
They continue on their way. As the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
3 blondes wish
Three blondes are walking on the beach and find a genie lamp.
The Genie says "look girls, there are three of you.. so only ONE wish each!
The 1st blonde says "Genie, I think that I would like to be a little bit smarter"... POOF!!!
She is a REDHEAD!
The 2nd blonde says "Genie,... I think I would like to be a little smarter still!"...POOF!!!
She is a BRUNETTE!
3rd blonde says "Genie... I have been a blonde ALL my life!..Men buy me cars,..give me money,...and jewels... I think I would like to be a little DUMBER!!"...POOF!!!
She is a MAN!!
