Thankfully, the retired military officers who have criticized Trump's wanting to use the US military to take control of the streets, currently have friends in the military who agree with them.  Friends who, I believe would refuse to take such an order, and more, Congress-led, would consider Trump-ordered right-wing militias as enemies of the state, depending on their actions.

In spite of Trump's love affair with authoritarian figures, Russia, Iran North Korea, and China, all are considered official adversaries to the US. Probably over Trump's objections.

Many of us look to see a holed-up-in-the-White-House Trump, screaming fraud, fraud!, when he loses the November presidential election.  You can join us watching its peaceful, or not, resolution.  

As you can see, I fail to find an iota of humor in your post.  Am inclined to believe you intended none.