I'm not in Texas thankfully. I'm in the hills of Massachusetts. Actually sitting next to 38 acres of forest. So, I'm not in a spot as bad as Pat because if things erupt suddenly, it will probably be in a place like Texas. 

I do, as I admitted previously, have a Trump nut just down the road from me but he is outnumbered here and I have a good vantage point to see him coming if he heads this way. There are a couple others that will join him. There is a tax accountant on Main street here that put a life size Trump cutout on his building. It's funny in very blue Massachusetts I never saw people putting up Obama, Clinton, or Biden flags long after an election was over and just leaving them up as permanent decorations. The Trump cultists though seem to want to never take that stuff down.

Julia actually blurted out "What the fuck!" as we drove by it. I did say that it was an odd decorating choice when she said that.

I'm semi safe where I am. Julia works for a math and science school so there is none of the insanity there that envelops other parts of our country. People don't fear science and doctors here. 

That comedian was spot on. I don't think much about gods these days as if there ever was one he/she sailed off deeper into the universe long ago leaving us to our own devices. Maybe somewhere he/she is writing a better book and developing a better species. Maybe we were the trial run and god said "Nope, fucked that one up, moving on now."

I figure the last few lines of our story will read something like this...

Then in a painfully slow eruption of total stupidity the human race was gone. The rest of the universe celebrated their departure. God when reached for comment only responded "Who?"