Last night, while in an edible-induced mental haze, I ordered a new gummy purported to be one of the strongest on the market (now, the bad thing is, I bought this new gummy from the same company that also produces a strong gummy that adds a bit of paranoia to the ride and I failed to compare the two fully, so who knows where this will go).

I'm just glad mushrooms aren't legal here because any ingestion of those would most likely bring the world of Mick to my doorstep in full, vibrant Wonderful World of Disney color which might just lead to mental hallucinations of being defiled by Mick while he is dressed in a bunny costume while holding a huge carrot in each hand while wearing a burnt orange Trump mask.