Sometimes humor is all we have, Brent. When I was driving around the other day I kept hearing about a new fragrance Trump was hawking to his worshippers and I could not even imagine what that would smell like. He's known for smelling horrible, so I kind of thought who buys perfume from a guy known to stink of shit? 

Then I get home, and I come here and David has thrown noisome out onto the table and I thought, "Did he do that because he had heard of the new Trump cologne and, as happens to me, a bunch of funny stuff starts running through his head and that was how he landed on noisome?

When I heard he was selling a fragrance, I thought "Wow, this should be awful but hell, this guy has done nothing but try to sell cheap lousy crap to his fans at ridiculous prices, so why not?" 

So, then I find out they have named it "Fight, Fight, Fight!" which seemed a stupid name, but that is the biggest moment ever for Donny and he has already been selling "Fight, Fight, Fight!" sneakers and turns out he did not even bother to come up with a new website for this perfume con, he just threw this skunk water up on the sneaker site...priced at like $300 bucks a bottle! Then he lists it as "SOLD OUT" immediately as if people could not wait to buy this sewer leak juice. 

Hilariously, as I am discovering all this, David throws out the perfect name for this septic water, noisome! Why didn't they name it that, it is literally perfect. Coincidence that the day the Trump toilet water story is in the news, David shows off his Scrabble skills with noisome? I think not.

Childish as I can be, I started thinking, "Some poor bastard will be tasked with writing ad copy for this." and so that is the kind of stuff that starts going through my cracked skull. 

Not my best work, but it just sort of flowed out rather quickly...like an upended porta potty.