Well Baerwald...
Reg
location: back to the wilderness
listening to: static
registered: 1999.11.22
That just made your next trip to the coffee shop with Pat a hell of a lot more interesting. Jesus...I'd fly down to Austin for that one.
Baerwald: Come on Pat. It's just a hug. Lemme just give you a hug. Really it's no big deal.
Pat: You stay away from me now. (Fumbles with his coffee cup spilling on himself) Just keep your distance now...I don't want any trouble.
Baerwald moves toward Pat...
Pat: AAHHHHHHHHHH!
Pat falls backwards out of his chair trying to escape and starts frantically pushing himself away through a puddle of coffee unable even to get back to his feet.
Pat (screaming): Help me! Somebody help me! Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeee!
Baerwald (loudly and wearing large grin): I just want everyone here to know I love this man! (gestures to Pat on the floor) Really I do! And he loves me too!
People begin to applaud. Pat faints...fade to black.
–--
'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
Reg
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That just made your next trip to the coffee shop with Pat a hell of a lot more interesting. Jesus...I'd fly down to Austin for that one.
Baerwald: Come on Pat. It's just a hug. Lemme just give you a hug. Really it's no big deal.
Pat: You stay away from me now. (Fumbles with his coffee cup spilling on himself) Just keep your distance now...I don't want any trouble.
Baerwald moves toward Pat...
Pat: AAHHHHHHHHHH!
Pat falls backwards out of his chair trying to escape and starts frantically pushing himself away through a puddle of coffee unable even to get back to his feet.
Pat (screaming): Help me! Somebody help me! Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeee!
Baerwald (loudly and wearing large grin): I just want everyone here to know I love this man! (gestures to Pat on the floor) Really I do! And he loves me too!
People begin to applaud. Pat faints...fade to black.
–--
'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
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