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Well, maybe we can focus on all the good Trump has done for us for a bit...

1. Destroyed the Christian Litmus Test: So, in this country to get elected president it was a requirement that the candidate be some sort of good Christian. Trump has wiped that out as this guy is basically the polar opposite of being a Christian and all those candidates that once went down in flames for having affairs...well...they can all now run again! Donald Trump has always cheated on his wives with anybody he can hop into bed with. Porn stars, hookers, Playboy bunnies, his friend's wives, whatever...according to Donny "there is nothing like first class pussy" and he intends to grab as much of it as he can. Donald Trump openly supported Roy Moore saying child molesters were better than Democrats. Christian leaders have openly stated during the Trump presidency that they no longer need their presidents or presidential candidates to be Christians and it no longer matters what they do in their personal lives...they can screw porn stars while their wives are home taking care of the newborns and they can rape children...all OK, because it's part of God's plan. So, no more need to prove you are a Christian.

2. Morals no longer matter: Presidential candidates were supposed to display that they had strong morals and values and that these values would guide them. Not anymore, Trump has made quite clear he has no morals and no values. He does not care one bit about families or what happens to them. In fact in the Trump family the father's role is to screw as many women as he can while the wife takes care of the babies. In fact in the Trump world having any kind of morals or values is considered a weakness. So no more morality test for presidents or candidates.

3. Truth and facts no longer matter: As Rudy stated "Truth is not truth!" and a lie that benefits you is much better than any kind of facts or truth. So, teach your children to lie like president Trump. Never admit to anything, constantly change your story, and call everybody stating truth or facts liars. According to Trump voters this is the best way to handle everything. Maybe we can reopen Trump University to teach people the art of the lie. So, if there is a fact that you don't like, call it a lie, say the person or people that said it are liars and move on.

4. Laws no longer matter: The Trump standard is ignore the law, break it as often as possible, and then say that people trying to enforce the law are biased scum.

5. We now promote and hire only the worst people: Trump has surrounded himself with criminals. The absolute worst of the worst and most corrupt of the corrupt. Basically, if somebody is saying something good about Trump it is because they, like Trump, have committed a series of crimes and they want to cover their tracks. If the president is super corrupt, that's now our standard...we should all be super corrupt.

Feel free to add to the list...
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