Reg, time to go to the park and throw the frisbee, drink a Coke, dream of finding your own Charlie's Angel...(Jaclyn Smith every time for me...the southern drawl...) drift laughingly towards the imminent fireworks and smile knowingly at people around you sighing that it really is the best holiday...have another hot dog...slap someone on the back and issue a word of caution to them about voting Republican or Democrat leaving your accomplices completely fucked as to who to vote for instead. 

a word of advice. don't knock anyone's head off with frisbee, recycle the coke can...dismiss the idea of buying a gun to enhance the moment, just one hot dog...too many fatties over there atm, tell them vote RepubliKrat. And look for Kathleen's bike...you're the king of this and the king of that....you're the king of dogshite. But you're my buddy so happy holiday.