We're buying Greenland!!!
Reg
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We are right? Cuz, I want it. I want Greenland!Well, the truth is I wanted to buy Iceland first but I guess that's
dropped now to third on the list because after Greenland we are buying
Great Britain...it's strategic! We can keep an eye on the Irish better
from there because everybody knows we can't trust them. We made Great
Britain a nice offer too because along with the $800 million they get 4
Patriots games each year...this got Mick to sign off on the deal.
Greenland might get a Jets game but really, who wants to watch the Jets.
Denmark has no idea how to negotiate. Look at this TV broadcast from Greenland yesterday...https://youtu.be/RqTy0S6ljjEThey are very excited to be the 51st state!We get to rename Greenland now too, right? I was thinking we could just
call it Vince...you know after our most famous president, Vince Lombardi.
He not only wrote our Constitution but he has a trophy named after him
too!
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'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
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We are right? Cuz, I want it. I want Greenland!Well, the truth is I wanted to buy Iceland first but I guess that's
dropped now to third on the list because after Greenland we are buying
Great Britain...it's strategic! We can keep an eye on the Irish better
from there because everybody knows we can't trust them. We made Great
Britain a nice offer too because along with the $800 million they get 4
Patriots games each year...this got Mick to sign off on the deal.
Greenland might get a Jets game but really, who wants to watch the Jets.
Denmark has no idea how to negotiate. Look at this TV broadcast from Greenland yesterday...https://youtu.be/RqTy0S6ljjEThey are very excited to be the 51st state!We get to rename Greenland now too, right? I was thinking we could just
call it Vince...you know after our most famous president, Vince Lombardi.
He not only wrote our Constitution but he has a trophy named after him
too!
–--
'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
