Regarding CB, I have her disc, "Sometimes I..." and I remember a couple working for me, some food-related tune especially...I'll give it another go this week, promise! Not sure if she has the requisite anger that I so thrive on!

Like your analogy to that horrid restaurant chain (can't stand their ubiquitous baseball caps and tee-shirts)! Always thought the Hard Rock Cafes were for folks who really dug Jimmy Buffet, Kansas, and in their wilder moments, Twisted Sister! I suspect they are a decade or two away from pilgrimages to Branson, Missouri. 

Peter T.